‎[] Single.
[] Taken.
[X] Dick so big, might put you in the hospital.

Those corny lines are just such a turn off. Those shits have been used numerous times, and are unoriginal. I prefer having a normal conversation with my significant other. A type of conversation I would have with my best friend. Talking about how our day was, and not repeating, “I love you,” or, “You’re so cute, babe.” Thats when everything gets boring. Lets be realistic, that cannot last for long.

Material Girl | The Weekend

I’m too funny.

Thats the motto. (y)

Deeply overwhelmed at this point. I keep getting less and less sleep as this week goes by. My schedule isn’t all that great. Classes are smacking me in the face with all the syllabi I have to keep up with. I just need the weekend to come already..

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You Da One | Rihanna